Long story short a few of my girlfriends and I were sharing our most embarassing moments, and one came up about break wind during sex. So me and my twisted brain decided that I wanted a fic about it.

So here it goes. I think it would sit better either in S6 or S7. Of course it would have to be Buffy who does it. I want her reaction and Spike's reaction. It doesn't have to be long and drawn out, because I really don't think it can be. But I do want a good details, like facial expressions, words, etc. She could be so mortified that she talks to Anya about it. But I also want a good laugh. PLEASE, PLEASE someone take on this challenge, lol.

What does break wing mean?

Break wind:  to expel digestive gases out of the body via the rectum.

In other words:  toot, poot, foo-foo, or fart.

Another amusing option is the vart, or queef.  With as hard as Spike and Buffy must fuck it has to have happened sometime!

Ha, that's so embarrassing, but does sound like it would be one amusing story.  I hope someone takes the challenge.  I think it would make more sense in the sixth season, with how dark it was, I could use a good laugh.

Oh, that would be hilarious, and original, we really need more original Spuffy stories lately.

A dry biscuit, you say? 

*gg*

At the very least, a little queafing

Now, are we talking a huge, sound blaster and hardly no smell, or one of those deadly silent "quiet storms--" the kind where you could bottle up and send to the enemy, as my grandfather used to say.  I mean, that'd have to be extra awful, since he's a vampire and all.

And it *so* can be drawn out!  At least...it was for Carrie Bradshaw.

Doesn't matter. Though, now that I think about it the silent one would be awesome 'cause you'd need see it coming. But a loud one whould be good too ROFL. I loved that epp. with Carrie I cried with laughter at that one.  But I'm thinking if it was silent but deadly, wouldn't it kinda kill Spike? poor vamp. Does that mean you accept the challenge Scarlet?

You know, I really want to...I'm just not sure it will fit with what I'm doing now, and I know I certainly can't start something new.  If I can visualize it as a one-shot though, well, I'll certainly write and post it asap

If you could give me a one shot that would be great. The more I thnk about it the more I can't stop laughing.