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If you were a vampire who would you turn?

Jul 08 2009 10:02 pm   #1Guest
If you had the power to preserve anybody you could, who would it be?
Actors? Actresses? Singers? Family?

I would so totally vampify Gavin Rossdale and maybe Natalie Portman....even though she's looking kinda stickish nowadays.
She really does have pretty eyes--worth preserving her beauty.
I'd also do David Wenham, Will Smith, Denzel Washington and Kim Kardashian--She's gorgeous.

Oooh and Trent Reznor (lead singer of NIN)...

That way his music would live on forever :D

I might also go back in time and do Harrison Ford and make him my sex slave.. oooh..

Other than that, I can't think of anyone else worth preserving..

What about you?


Jul 08 2009 10:19 pm   #2TammyDevil666
Hmm, interesting, I've never really given it much thought before, but I would so be on board with Will Smith;)
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Jul 08 2009 10:23 pm   #3LisFayte
Gavin Rossdale is a hottie, he would be fun to play with, but with my luck he would just go and turn Gwen, then I couldn't play with him anymore.
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Jul 08 2009 10:37 pm   #4TammyDevil666
You never know, they might be up for a threesome.  Gwen is hot, I wouldn't mind that so much.  This topic took a weird turn...lol!
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Jul 09 2009 03:42 am   #5
Totally Terrence Mann. He's not all that hot, but I would make him sing to me all day long.

And while I'm on my Dresden Files kick, I'll vamp Paul Blackthorne, too, because he IS hot.
Jul 09 2009 10:30 pm   #6Guest
And while I'm on my Dresden Files kick, I'll vamp Paul Blackthorne, too, because he IS hot.

Paul Blackthron??

*looks him up on imdb*

He's alright looking. He reminds me of the guy that played Coal on charmed.. Now there's a hottie I would love to turn :D

As for Gwen... Guuh... Ever since she gave up punk rock and went solo she completely lost my respect!
Jul 10 2009 07:21 pm   #7nmcil
I really enjoyed The Dresden Files - but I don't think Harry would like being a vamp - It's a pity that the series got pulled so quickly -

I would turn, just because I disliked how often the character could be so narrow minded, Mike Celluci from Tanya Huff's Blood Ties series -
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Jul 10 2009 08:08 pm   #8TammyDevil666
Mmmm, vampire Mike would be yummy, I wouldn't mind being in the middle of a Mike/Henry sammich;)
When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Jul 10 2009 10:02 pm   #9Guest
Hmmm, I think Jason Dohring....and Robert Downey JR
Jul 10 2009 10:36 pm   #10LisFayte
Gerard Butler....make him Dracula for real. Jeffery Dean Morgan is a hottie too, I wouldn't mind spending eternity with him either.
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Jul 11 2009 12:35 am   #11Abby
I notice that nobody's said that they would turn James Marsters . . .
Jul 11 2009 12:38 am   #12TammyDevil666
Well, that's just an obvious one...lol!  I'd be all for James, of course, and I also agree with Gerard and Jeffery.
When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Jul 11 2009 01:21 am   #13
I really enjoyed The Dresden Files - but I don't think Harry would like being a vamp - It's a pity that the series got pulled so quickly -

That's true. And Harry's going to live to be like, 200 anyway, so maybe I'll just kidnap him. And Bob. (The fact that Terrence Mann was Bob in the show just made me love both Bob and Terrence Mann that much more. And I now love Show!Bob more than Book!Bob. But anyway).

i would also vamp Zachary Levi. Because he's cute and funny and seems like the sweetest guy on earth (so hopefully, vamping him wouldn't ruin that!). Also, I'm kind of in love with him. I was WAY too excited when I found him on Twitter.
Jul 11 2009 06:13 am   #14LisFayte
Paul Blackthorne reminds me of a young Sean Connery, so yeah I'd vamp him, then go back in time and vamp Sean (pre-Bond) Maybe how he looked in Darby O'Gill and the Little People.
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Jul 11 2009 02:42 pm   #15barn
 I would vamp definitely  James Marsters.... its a given 
Also if i tracked down Gerard Butler, Johnny Depp i would vamp them
Id show Rob Pattz what a real vampire looked like (no offence to twilight lovers. i love it too, just not how they made them sparkle)
id vamp my mate carly so we could warped people's minds
and if i could go back in time, id vamp Andy Hallett...
i miss him.
 ~BARN~
Jul 11 2009 04:30 pm   #16Guest
I notice that nobody's said that they would turn James Marsters . . .

I was going to when I started this post but then i thought.... He kinda already is a vampire lol
Jul 15 2009 05:20 pm   #17Guest
Hmmm Lee Pace.  Oh, I know, but I would so love to see Paul Walker as one!  Or oh god Vin Diesel!  Gabriel Macht, ooo Andy Whitfield from the 2007 movie Gabriel (good movie btw), and I could so go on, lol!

Female wise - hmm Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, and Jessica Alba.

lizzie
Jul 15 2009 11:52 pm   #18pfeifferpack
I state the obvious....James Marsters.  He has "vampire" down pat and all that pretty would stop aging and live forever LOL.

Gerard Butler and Johnny Depp would do well too.

Kathleen
Jul 16 2009 12:50 am   #19JoJoBird
Alexander Skarsgård  !!!

Momma needs herself a Viking Vampire RAWWWWRRRR

I alsow NEED on Stephen Dorff, in the buff preferably.. i think left alone too long with the opportunity id turn far to many lovelies and we would have a crazy nest to deal with!

Agrees on; Depp and Gerard this is a must. I wont hear any arguments against it.
Back in early 90s i must say i would have insisted on Gary Oldman, i would claim today that i was sure i gave away just a little piece of my heart just then during the -bed scene- with Winona Ryder. A bitty piece of me will always be with his rendition of dracula. He birthed this vamp obsessed monster.

Females? Juliet Landau helloo!! she would be uber cool, the way she portrays Dru, imagine her as an actual vamp.. all that potential. Alsow Peta Wilson, I always did love her.. not certain as to why but she rings so genuine to me in her performances. I better throw in Roy Dupuis too cose id need to make love to him every sunday morning.. im pretty certain.
Jul 16 2009 07:24 am   #20nmcil
did I read some where that Johnny Depp was going to star in a new Dracula or Vampire film or was I just dreaming -

From the Classic Hollywood Vamps - Frank Langella (sp?)  did a wonderful and very handsome exotic Dracula - it's hard to judge the Classic film vampires against the more current as the scripts had such narrow treatments.  Irrespective of how poor, IMVHO, The Queen of the Damned turned out, Stuart Townsend was another beautiful male vamp. 

Viggo Mortensen would make a kick-ass Big Bad vamp as would Rufus Sewell - both would be great as the top tier of Vampire Rulers -
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Jul 16 2009 07:40 am   #21Scarlet Ibis
I state the obvious....James Marsters. He has "vampire" down pat and all that pretty would stop aging and live forever LOL. Gerard Butler and Johnny Depp would do well too.
Awesome choices Kathleen :D

I'd also throw in James Franco and Seth Rogen for the funnies. 

And Julian McMahon for more sexiness.  Ahem.
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Jul 16 2009 08:00 am   #22LisFayte
did I read some where that Johnny Depp was going to star in a new Dracula or Vampire film or was I just dreaming -

Yes, it was posted here that Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are remaking "Dark Shadows" The classic gothic soap featuring vampire Barnabas Collins, so I guess we will get Johnny as a vamp.
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Jul 16 2009 12:06 pm   #23Sotia
First and foremost I'd vamp James, of course.

Alexander Skarsgård !!! Momma needs herself a Viking Vampire RAWWWWRRRR

Couldn't agree with you more, JoJo.

Girlwise, other than Angelina Jollie, I'd turn Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck, BSG). I have a major girl-crush on her!
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Jul 16 2009 05:21 pm   #24Guest
I think this question should be turned around lol...Hmmm maybe a new thread?  If this was turned around who would you want vamping YOU?


Alexander Skarsgård  

Or James Marsters....Big toss up.  Only James has to be his platinum blond (giggles or maybe both can get their fang on??  Can two vamps turn you?  Hmmm

Lizzie
Jul 16 2009 06:00 pm   #25JoJoBird
*puts on a white dress* Ohhhhh Alexxxxxxx... yoooo hoooo!! oh my stars what a TINGLY thought   DIIBBBBSS on my fellow countryman

Ok i promise last edit!!! if more people NEED on him like i do, lets do a need roll to decide who gets the first decade with him.

I lied this is my last edit, Alex has the same aura James does *if you ask my opinion* hes got this -vortex look of pure seduction- that turns your insides in to a quivering mush of nervendings. *puts gush on hold for now*
Jul 16 2009 06:01 pm   #26TammyDevil666
Hmm, James biting me would be a plus, but I'll have to go with Will Smith on this one as well;)
When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Jul 16 2009 08:19 pm   #27Guest
Oh... I would defntly have Gary Oldman do me... And maybe Christopher Masterson (Malcom's big bro)

But Billy Boyd is an all time winner... ooooh.....uuh....

(and of course my hubby lol)

Mesh ~
Jul 16 2009 09:02 pm   #28Guest
*puts on a white dress* Ohhhhh Alexxxxxxx... yoooo hoooo!! oh my stars what a TINGLY thought DIIBBBBSS on my fellow countryman Ok i promise last edit!!! if more people NEED on him like i do, lets do a need roll to decide who gets the first decade with him. I lied this is my last edit, Alex has the same aura James does *if you ask my opinion* hes got this -vortex look of pure seduction- that turns your insides in to a quivering mush of nervendings. *puts gush on hold for now*

Ok you win...How about this you can have him first and then we keep swapping every few years...screw decades that's too long LOL!  Keep swapping James and Alex back and forth now theres an idea lol...or having both at the same time oh-kay getting too graphic in my mind lol!

I agree Alex and James just have this similar vibe they have going...Yum!

But I can be flexible I still find Andy Whitfield some yummy goodness.  Watch Gabriel...yeah another one of those Arch Angel kind of movies but omg this guy is way up there on the hotness!  So if others have to have James or Alex turn them then maybe Andy, Lee, or Paul can definitely turn me.

Lizzie
Jul 17 2009 10:54 pm   #29Guest
Two words: Christopher Walken
(when he was younger)

Mesh ~
Jul 18 2009 02:49 am   #30JoJoBird
We have to stop this mind-wanking, it seriously cant be good for us.. men are never going to be able to live up to this or live it down ;)
Jul 18 2009 03:51 am   #31BandS
Or could these incredibly gorgeous men are being placed at such high standards...If there is anyone I would have wanted to turn me (instead of hunky celebs)  it would have been my best friend growing up and into adulthood.  ;)  We may have had our differences but he has a wicked sense of humor!  Besides Eddie Murphy and Leslie Nielson who else has been such a comedic vampire?   

Jul 18 2009 04:17 am   #32JoJoBird

This is the funny... i think there is not a person who claims me as their own that doesnt know well enough as to turn me if they happen to be in the position to do so.
You know late night heavy drinking ..  you laugh at refrigerators and turtles (cose these things are ofc very funny) and suddenly you demand everyone within hearing distance "turn you".  (or is that just me :S )

Jul 19 2009 08:55 pm   #33Guest
This is the funny... i think there is not a person who claims me as their own that doesnt know well enough as to turn me if they happen to be in the position to do so. You know late night heavy drinking .. you laugh at refrigerators and turtles (cose these things are ofc very funny) and suddenly you demand everyone within hearing distance "turn you". (or is that just me :S )

Maybe there's something wrong with me.... But nothing you said makes much sense lol were you by any chance terribly, terribly drunk when you wrote this xD ?
Jul 29 2009 12:33 pm   #34Guest
Maybe there's something wrong with me.... But nothing you said makes much sense lol were you by any chance terribly, terribly drunk when you wrote this xD ?

I was thinking along the same lines *-*
Jul 30 2009 04:26 pm   #35LisFayte
For the last two "Guest" posters, we try to be courteous around here, we don't like bashers, especially when they can't be bothered to sign in.
For a  lot of the posters here, English is not their first language, so how do you think you would feel if you were on a non English forum being flamed for the same reason?
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Jul 30 2009 06:10 pm   #36BandS
Uh LisFayte I don't think it was necessarily bashing - it was more I don't understand what you are trying to say?  I refrained from answering back because - well, in a nutshell, I didn't get it either.  Then again I haven't been on here in awhile and reading it now it makes a bit more sense.  What I got from that was JoJoBird found possibly my comment funny about friends rather than famous people turning me. 

Cuz if you read it - it appears that she knows many who would turn her or that you, yourself are demanding everyone within hearing distance to turn you. 

When in actuality I said I would have wanted my best friend to turn me because I know him.  Sure we want all these amazing and 'hot' actors, singer, or whatever to fantasize about turning us - but the fact remains unless we know them personally we don't know them.  That's why I changed it from who would you like to turn you.  Of course I said who I would fantasize turning me, but the reality is if my best friend is a vamp and I'm not - I would ask them before even hoping a celeb would.  We can totally dream and that's great but the bottom line is if vampires existed and you're human then be honest would you want someone you hardly know turning you?  Or someone you know?

We can read up on these celebs and be totally smitten, but the reality is I choose who I am comfortable with, and who I know before even thinking a celeb would.  That's why I was confused by what JoJoBird said.   She also mentions late night heavy drinking which is nothing wrong...just some didn't get her reply.  I would hardly think that is bashing another poster for their comment.  It was more like Huh?  Come again?

I don't see anything wrong with what the guests replied...Terribly confused LOL.  How was that bashing?  It was more ok that was funny uh explainy?  Again I am not defending anyone except myself because even I was confused.  IDK just a thought. ;)

Jul 30 2009 08:13 pm   #37Guest
I don't see anything wrong with what the guests replied...Terribly confused LOL. How was that bashing? It was more ok that was funny uh explainy? Again I am not defending anyone except myself because even I was confused. IDK just a thought. ;)

Oh, *phew*

I felt really horrible after reading what lisfayte said. I thought jojo had been offended and thought I was being mean or something and told lis about it lol
I was just trying to be nice and playful with a hint of sarcasm.
I remember times I sent emails while I was drunk so it's really no biggy to me... But lis is right, maybe I should be more careful how I joke around.

But if Jojo was hurt or felt I was being unkind or bashing her in anyway, I am very sorry, it wasn't my intention to bash...

Mesh~
Jul 30 2009 09:34 pm   #38LisFayte
I didn't mean to come off so harsh, it's just that Jojo is a very sweet person, and I was afraid she would get her feelings hurt.
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Jul 30 2009 09:57 pm   #39BandS

Yeah I get that.  It was fun bantering back about something we could all just dream so dreamily about, lol!  She wanted Alex as the celeb and I really don't blame her - he is hot and oh so yummy!  I relented and backed off because in all honesty I would if I was being turned - turned by someone I know.  Sorry pet peeve of mine.  I don't want your mouth or teeth on my neck if I don't know who you are cuz do we really know where they have been ok now I'm lmao at my own mind.  Sounds ridiculous, lol.

 

But I get what you both mean Lis.  I wouldn't want to get hurt by something written that could potentially sound hurtful.  That was incredibly sweet of you to do that for her. 

Mesh I wouldn't know drunkedness anymore lol...as I don't drink.  But god when I did I remember some really really screwy emails too!  They are hilarious!  However dead tired and sick using medicine to kick start me back to being better - hmmm would that be an example of rambling and not making sense kinda thing...or wait I do that sometimes anyway...My head always has things all structured out in my head but damn fingers type anyway lol. 

Lis not harsh just a confused chica here lol.

So...vamps anyone?  lol


Jul 31 2009 12:57 am   #40LisFayte
So...vamps anyone? lol

I'll take 2 please
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Jul 31 2009 02:59 pm   #41BandS
oooo let's pass the vamps around.  You're giving me bad imagery there Lis lol!  Ok not bad but naughty wicked thoughts lmao.

I just realized this that if all the Spuffy fans were to be vamped and they vamped others would there be any humans left?    hmmm lol.