Dear Lucretia,

You're a hoot and a half, girl!  Scary fun.  I say we take the Horndog and Doofus and a coupla bottles of the gud stuff and have our selves a good ol' time...  Doofie may be a bit dim, but he's no slouch in the sack -- ask Anya (not her real name - she's a thousand years old and she ought to know!) HornVamp... well, the man's cheeks could cut glass and things only get hotter as you go on down...  not that I'm goin' down or anywhere else from here in the slammer!

The slayer that puts the grrrr in grrrl... 

PS: Man, I'm tired o' this mess 'a female times in the clink!  I really prefer drivin' stick, but a grrrls gotta take care of business, ya know?  ;-)


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I love how she keeps calling Xander by his middle name. This was great.

"...there’s plenty of room in her knickers’ drawer for my eight black tee shirts."

Brilliant!

Hahah, this was really great stuff.  Thanks for the larfs!  :)

This is hilarious!  I'd like to see more.  :)

Second readthrough, but still just as hilarious as the first!

Can I borrow Horndog and his coat for a while?

wonderful read, thank you.

So funny - their characters shine through! And how!

Too funny but that last one OH so revealing! LOL

Kathleen

I just love all of them.

Another great slice of humor! But Xander??? I don't want to go there either.

The Scoobies certainly need a Lucretia in thier lives. She gets straight to the point.

Oh, my yes! Another chapter filled to the brim with the laughs. I love how Giles capitalized Vampire. I see what you were saying about Lucretia--she's the smartest woman in Sunnydale. Especially "Bring a bottle of wine and don't forget the coat."

OMG! Too funny! Too bad they didn't write into a advice column.

O.k. this was so good I'm sending out to EVERYONE on my e-mail list who likes hot monkey sex. Well, the girls, anyway. Don't want to discourage the guys.  I read I'm Going to Tell & loved it, but I couldn't read the TIN BOX because that was SUCH a boring time period! We have to be thankful to the evil trio (Angelus, darla, and Dru) for turning out such a groovey boy, even tho of course they had no intention of giving him to a Slayer.

HAHAHAH!! BEST story ever:) I am in awe of it really. I love the line about Dawn's totally chilled way of coping hahah.

LOL....this column would have been SO useful to the residents of our favorite Hellmouth.

Kathleen

That was a blast!

It's 11:30 at night and I am trying to keep from breaking into hysterics and waking up the neighbors at the hotel. This was absolutely fab. Wonderful work.

LOL! This was so much fun to read! Thanks for the great entertainment.

ROFL, LMAO! Girl, you are soooooo crazy! I loved this. You rock, do a sequal!!!!

LOL.. thanks

lovely way to start the day's reading. hilarious, thank you.

I nearly busted a gut reading this!

I haven't laughed at a story so hard in long time and really hope to see more of this or see things changing with Randy, Joan, Treebark and the doofus...I loved this and want more!

Kimmy

Bwahahahahahaha
genius!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh god, that was great. I can just here Lucretia in my head, being like, "Nuh uh girlfriend!" *Sanp* Great idea, coming up with a newspaper column.... maybe you could do it with other Buffyverse characters?

Can I just say that this was so hillarious. Just love it.

oh that was funny as hell. i would have loved to read more of that series.great job

Real funny Char, are you planning on doing a follow up?

You gotta keep this going. It's hilarious.

Oh, that was sooooooo funny xD

Lol, great story.

OMG! That was just brilliant!! Keep up the great work! Can't wait to read more!!
Jace

Screamingly laugh-out-loud hilarious! I love it!

"Horndog (not his real name, though it ought to be)...Doofus (not his real name, though it ought to be)"

:lol: Freaking hilarious! You really hit the nail on the head with everyone: Xander wishing Buffy were with him, Anya wanting orgasms, Dawn throwing a tantrum about not being a child, Spike and Buffy being...well, Spike and Buffy :-P Very original idea. If only they really had had an advice columnist's help :-P

Completely. Hilarious. Buffy and Spike's letters were awesome, but this bit made me laugh out loud. "Anya (Not my real name)"

Obviously Treebark missed the part about Joan being dragged from Heaven and Doofus missed the part about being called Doofus. Both of them wouldn't know the truth it it walked up and bit them on thier butts with poisonous fangs.

Seriously wouldn't mind more of this.

Very nicely done. I so needed the laughs your story provided! Lucretia talk good sense to me.