"OK, she could so see Xander having sex at the first opportunity, but the others? "
Poor Xander!
"She was a quick fuck and Spike was ready to move on to bigger boobs and more experienced women."
:D
"She’d say something stupid, or Spike would open his mouth, and they’d end up beating the crap out of each other. Or at least, she’d end up beating the crap out of Spike, who would totally deserve it."
Is this chick nuts?
"“Spike and I are a couple. Actually we’re kind of like married, but that doesn’t matter. We’re together, I’m happy, and I don’t want to hear it.” With that, Buffy turned her attention back to her mate. Mate taste good."
Finally she's done bein' blindfold
"“And I’m going to teach him how to be a man too, since Xander’s bound to do a piss-poor job,” Spike interjected with an eye roll."
:D :D :D
