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One LinersOk, I used to do this on another forum I was a part of a long time ago and decided to revive the game but with a twist: it can only be about BtVS or AtS.
I'll post a line from one of the shows and the next person to post should answer who said it and then post their own line for the next person to answer and so on and so forth. No posting of random lines without answering the last one posted 
Ok my line is:
"How about because you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?"
It was said to Snyder, but I can't remember who said it now.
Cordelia said it to Snyder 
And here's mine, one of my all time favorites, and maybe it's too easy, but I wanna get this game going, this is fun 
The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped?
Did Willow say it to Oz? I'm not sure.
One day it's heaven one day it's hell
And it's no fairytale take it from me
That's the way it's supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl
God knows even angels fall
No such thing as you lost it all
God knows even angels fall
--Linda Davis
Oz to Willow, if I'm not mistaken. And here's mine:
Actually, love, we call that scotch. 12-year Lagavulin, if I'm not mistaken. Good choice.
Spike to Illyria in some Angel episode. *grumbles about all AtS episodes being filled with Angel* Here mine:
Your hands feel kinda... rough. Aren't you with Xander?
One day it's heaven one day it's hell
And it's no fairytale take it from me
That's the way it's supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl
God knows even angels fall
No such thing as you lost it all
God knows even angels fall
--Linda Davis
oooh, it was jonathan in "Inca Mummy Girl"!!!! 
Here's the next quote, not particularly difficult, but one of my faves 
I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. ...
Anya to Xander! Season 4.
"..Where'd you learn to type so fast? Downloading porn off the internet?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Caro Mio
That one was in honor of my boyfriend, as it's one of his favorite exchanges from both series.
Damn CM! Stump us right off the bat! I want to say Cordy said it to Xander but I just don't know. Ok, hint time...what season...
Cordy said something similar to Doyle, but not exactly the same.....
I'll be perverse anyway, and throw in another quote:
Me, I could never live in a rat-infested stink hole like this. Pardon me for saying so. But I gotta have myself a proper bed or I'm a terror.
Oh! Oh! I know this one!
Angelus said it upon meeting The Master for the first time! (AtS Season 2, Darla)
Hmmm...here you go:
I'm not doing the deep "get sympathy" routine. I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all, "I'm dark and brooding, so give me love."
Parker to Buffy in ... hmm... wasn't it "Harsh Light of Day"?
As for the next one -- short and sweet...and again, probably too easy...
"Slayer-loving freak!"
I know the answer to that one but don't have a one liner *pout* It was Harmony to Spike....
ooh, but you gotta come up with one or the game ends!!!!! come on, it's not hard!!! hurry hurry hurry 
(have i annoyed you into thinking of one yet? huh huh huh?)
"I don't take orders. I do things my way."
"No wonder you died."
Hi Dos, knew the Harmony one too, because you are "hurrying" us, here we have the next. Thank god for google
lolol....i just didn't want the game to stall, and didn't want to take time to find another line...but oh well, i just did find another one, so....
as for your lines, the first one was buffy, the second was kendra in response 
and the next line is perhaps not as easy as my previous ones....
Remember when I said I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Exactly which "never" did you not understand?
It took me a while DoS, but when I left the BTVS part of my brain and visited the ATS part I remembered it.
It was said by Lorne to Angel, when they were talking about going back to Pylea in Season 2. I loved the dancing in Pylea lol
OK, here we have another one
"You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you?"
"We're literary."
"To read makes our speaking English good."
I know, I know!
It's Jenny, Buffy and Xander (in that order too) in I, Robot... You Jane.
"How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?"
"Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder."
"I think they call 'em 'principals' now."
Xander, Giles, Willow
in that order...right? 
and for my next addition, another ode to Snyder:
You know? I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake...
Okay, the answer to mine is Cordy and Doyle. Cordy made the comment to him in 1st season AtS.
CM
Xander to Snyder in "Restless." And this may be considered easy, but I just love this one:
"You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive."
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Ewwwww...that was Andrew in The Girl in Question!
"Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on Lycra pants."
Hi, I'm new, I hope people don't mind if I join in cause I know this one!
It was Cordelia in Band Candy. 
Here's mine:
"I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."
"We attack the Mayor with humus."
"I stand corrected"
"Just keeping things in perspective"
Cordy in "Band Candy."
Um...
"He's primed. I'll be pumping him in no time."
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Cordy and Oz, Graduation Day, pt. 2
"out.for.a.walk.bitch."
That was Spike to Buffy and my all time favourite too. Here's one from AtS:
Uh, aren't you all scary. Chamois and teeth!
One day it's heaven one day it's hell
And it's no fairytale take it from me
That's the way it's supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl
God knows even angels fall
No such thing as you lost it all
God knows even angels fall
--Linda Davis
Shoot! I know that one, too, and it's totally escaping me.
Tyke to Connor in AtS S3 (A New World).
No, it's just... I know what you're going through because I've been there. That's why I know you should talk about it.
I'll think of something, I'm sure. ?
That is what Xander said to Larry in Phases!!
I know cause I just watched that ep like 20-30 min ago!
Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable
Spike "Gone."
"He's primed. I'll be pumping him in no time."
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season 7 Xander to Anya, regarding Andrew.
Here's mine...
I know Faith's not gonna be on the cover of Sanity Fair, but she had it rough. ...
Scarlet was wrong! Not Spike...
WTH... no, that was in response to Lindsay's "Out for a walk, bitch" line, I don't know how my comment got dropped... Weird.
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The answer to Spaces' was Oz in Beauty and the Beast in Season 3! 
Here's mine: "You know these things always come with a price. Kill her."
ooo ive got one
[looks around]i wish buffy was here
[buffy appears] i'm here
[suprised] i wish for a million dollars
Willow about Buffy in Triangle.
My turn! "You were willing to stand up to danger, even when your hands had no weapons. You were ready to protect me with your life."
Two for the price of one: LadyYashka's got skipped - that was the White Room girl from the Angel ep Forgiving.
And SpikeHot's quote is Anya, in Storyteller. Sweet scene, though infinitely funnier when Andrew's acting it out.
Now for me: “Jeez! Where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?â€ÂÂ
P.S. Cool points for LadyYashka for having a Harry Dresden avatar. I <3 Harry.
Andrew to Jonathan, Anya and Xander in Two to go.
I used to. On top of the gym it's so cool. You can see the whole
town.
I'll think of something, I'm sure. ?
"P.S. Cool points for LadyYashka for having a Harry Dresden avatar. I <3 Harry."
Thanks! Harry kicks ass doesn't he? I need to find a few more. 
pssstt...I have no idea what the answer is to Dia's quote. 
Ooh... retro. Opening scene, Welcome to the Hellmouth, Darla's dinner.
“Is everyone here very stoned?â€ÂÂ
ETA: Harry is very cool.
Did you read the books too, or just start watching the show?
Ooohhh! That was Spike in Weight of The World. (Season 5) It was the whole Ben is Glory/Glory is Ben speech. 
Here's another line:
"No. Something's *missing*. We're missing one of the evidence bags."
Ps. I'm working my way through the books and watching the show. I think both are awsome.
I love that scene... "And a kewpie doll for the lady" always cracks me up.
I read all the Dresden books last summer/fall, after James Marsters tipped me off to the series by doing the audio books (which, by the way, 8 hours of JM's yummy voice? OMG! I definitely own the first one and covet the other three). I always thought there was a lot of meta-Buffy references in it - until around book five or six when it just gets blatant - vampires wearing Buffy t-shirts? Hee. Anyway, I'm super-excited about it being a TV show, and I'm glad to see it's definitely improving from a kind of iffy start (this week's was pretty much hilarious - I love Bob).
And... oh, right, we're in the quotes thread. Um... I don't know
yours off the top of my head, so I'll give someone else a chance.
Wesley to, I think, Angel and Gunn, in "that old gang of mine", ATS S3. Hmm, a quote...
"Sarcasm accomplishes nothing (insert name)"
"It's sort of an end in itself"
Willow and Giles in Pangs! I LOVE that episode, and it's always so neglected, but I think it's hilarious. Giles saying to keep a level head, and Willow's like "I think my head's the level one and yours is the one things would roll off of!" And the whole "are you evil again?" with Angel, and the funny syphillis, and "You made a bear!" and Spike's rant about the Indians... anyway.
“Am I right, (name)?â€ÂÂ
“I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.â€ÂÂ
I can't remember the episode, but I know that the first line was Xander, with Giles responding...lol...love that line... 
Let's see, another line...one I just heard while watching DVDs yesterday....
"I'll find it if I have to check every hole in my body and yours!"
I <3 "Pangs" too
Truly one of the best eps of s4, next to "Something Blue" (minus the part where Riley is in it at the end)
Okay, that was Andrew to Jonathan when they were in jail, referring to a secret device left by Warren.
"What happened?"
"Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."
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Oh I know this one it was Angel asking what happened and Spikes reply in season five of Angel....Damaged...
here's mine
Trust is for old marrieds, name Great love is wild ... and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.
That one's from Damage, in AtS, whenever Dana tossed Spike out the window...Angel came up and asked what happened, and Spike replied with that line...hilarious, in my opinion 
Here's one:
"Oh, my *God*! What was I thinking when I bought the *Geek Machine*!?"
oops, spike's mrs, i must have been putting up mine just as you were putting up yours...oh, well, you got there first, so i'll just answer yours...it's spike, in "Seeing Red"
*now* people can answer mine -- see above 
That easy seeing as it's on my tv now lol Joyce season 3 Bandy candy....
That's it? I get away with bringing the world down around you and two eentsy words tingle your spider sense?
Ooh... evil Cordy, Inside Out. That was the point at which I had to
stop watching Angel because it was too depressing. Then the next
episode everyone got all happy and that was even MORE depressing.
“How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse you think are
gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong, you're out there
battling ultimate evil, you're gonna want something with hold.â€ÂÂ
The tish megev (correct, my spelling is atrocious) to angel (ATS, S2 i think).
Ooh, and my earlier one was actually BUFFY to Giles, but close enough. New one...
"Life is hard, dear"
Joyce to Buffy in "School Hard". That hilarious scene with Buffy whining about her hair right after one with Spike asking whether the Slayer is "tough". 
"Relax. I'm not gonna hurt you."
"Oh, it's not me I'm worried about."
I'll think of something, I'm sure. ?
Cameron and Buffy in Go Fish. Good episode - breaks up the doom and gloominess of season 2. OK, easy quote this time:
"First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky."
Buffy to Dawn in Him. One of the few really funny episodes of season
7. I love when Spike tackles Buffy with the bazooka and Wood has no
idea... kinda puts LMPTM in a new perspective when you realize Spike saved Wood's life.
But I have to disagree about Go Fish... gah, I hate that episode.
New quote:
“Should've put a leash on him.â€ÂÂ
“Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.â€ÂÂ
Oh that's easy one BtvS season 7 Same time same place Buffy to Xander while their with Spike
my turn again...
What are you doing here? You came to see the show?
grrr...you can't do that!!
now somebody else has to go find one or else the game can't continue
*pouts*
I don't have time to find one right now....
anybody got one???
sorri, i got one now
'Why don't you pick on somebody your own species?'
ooh, good one! can't think of the answer just yet....hmmmm....
goes off to ponder..... 
that was Xander in The Pack....
new quote....
That's what we suck at. Let's face it, unless there's a website called www.Oh-By-the-way-we-have-?-stashed-here.com, we're pretty much out of luck.
Cordelia in Darla... Did you know there's an actual website?
Okay...
Okay. Two words I don't like right off the bat: tomb and unearthed. People, you've got to leave your tombs earthed!
I don't remember the episode, but I know that's a Cordelia line, too
and a great one, I love it!! 
Here's the next one:
You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!
Cheater! It was The Shroud of Rahmon. I don't know your quote... but
I feel like I should, having lived in Amish country, I'd have noticed
if there was an Amish person on Buffy or Angel... lol.
*scans to initial post to double check rules*
I'm not a cheater!!! It never says you have to say the episode, just who said the line! So there!!!

Now somebody figure out my quote!!!
Haha, okay DoS, you win. You're not a cheater. 
And... Oz in Living Conditions. Possibly the most he's ever spoken to someone not Willow.
"So we have a Spike problem, do we?"
The Mayor 
and this one's way too easy, but it just makes me giggle with immature twelve-year-old style amusement every time I hear it:
Nothing can defeat THE PENIS!!! ... Too loud, very unseemly.
xander in beer bad
'You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress cute boys, are you?
Giles in Lie to Me.
You just like stabbing me.
I'm shocked - shocked! - that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
Is that Angel and Spike in "Smile Time"? I'm thinking of the beginning when Angel's walking around with the sword stuck through him, LOL.
Nope- not "Smile Time," it was "A Hole in the World" at the beginning, when Spike, Angel, Fred and Wes are fighting those... things.
"So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity."
"Still he won't now age."
"No, but he'll rot. Seems a pity."
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Ah, okay...knew it was in that block of things...I haven't watched my tapes in quite a while.
CM
It's Darla and Angelus, can't remember the episode though 
How about this one....
Did you forget about me *again*? The *actual* girlfriend?
"Darla-" I just loved the four of them... Anyway, lol, Harmony. And technically, she wasn't his gf cause they had an arrangement of them having sex so she could stay with him, hidden from the Slayer for protection. But I could see how she was all pissed- she was the only one who paid him any attention while those other two "torturous bitches" either cheated on him, or didn't give him the time of day
lol, I loved his little tirade. Okay:
"Oh, scary vampires; they die from a splinter."
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Oh, that's easy...that's Dawn in "The Real Me"
Next line (probably way easy)
You know I'm only doing this because I'm lonely and drunk and you smell *really* good...
Anya... Entropy.
As a point of courtesy, I like to get to know my opponents before I engage them in mortal combat. Do, uh, do you have any hobbies?
I'm pretty sure that was WEsley to a demon who had knocked up Cordelia in Angel...Exspecting I think?
? help! He's gonna scold me.
Buffy to Giles in "Something Blue"
Here's mine
"You might actually have to be happy if you did, but you're too twisted for that."
FetchingMadScientist
that's Spike to Buffy in "Normal Again"
Here's the next one:
Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kinda cartoony.
Xander to Willow in "Grave"
Next one:
"Actually, you're talking quite a lot, just not about the right things."
FetchingMadScientist
Though Love, s5, Giles to the minon of Glory's that they caught spying on them.
Aw, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together.
I'll think of something, I'm sure. ?
Mayor Wilkins, "Graduation day part 1
"I've always meant to do that, but I intensely don't want to, so I haven't gotten around to it yet."
Doyle in the episode with the stalker doctor guy, to the stalkee. Angel Season 1 think the eppy was called "I Fall To Pieces"?
"I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say if all you're gonna do is switch back to brood mode, we'd rather have you evil. Then at least - leather pants."
The Host to Angel in epiphany
'You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.'
Glory, but not sure what eppie. But thats not a requirement right?
"Our lives are different than other peoples"
Oz to Willow in one of his rare speaking moments Graguation day part 1
Are we gonna get to the food-stealing issue soon?
Andrew to Giles after Faith stole his pop tart in "empty places"
"thank you for that little backpedal"
Giles to Joyce after Buffy comes home at the begining of Crush...One of my favourites...So that was easy....
My turn again...
You bailed me out last night. I'd like us to be even.
took me a while to figure out who she said it to, but Buffy to Angel in I Will Remember You Re: Pangs. So, my go again yay!
"She charm her way out?"
"Apparently she managed to break a policeman's jaw with his own handcuffs before she disappeared into the night."
"Hmm. For Faith, that is charm."
That in Five by Five Cordy and Wesley talking about Faith's Jail break...
New line....
It's good enough for ???
ooo is that spike talking bout buffy after xander caught him n anya??
he he my turn but i can remember if it has been said already
'that name is striking fear in nobodys heart'
madcow x x
Xander to vamp Willow in DoppelganglanD
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You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to Hell.
No...
I'm wondering, where do I start? A card, fruit basket, hmm? Evisceration?
Bugger i think i kno that.... is it angel??? [don't shoot me if its wrong!!lol]
ive got one [claps hands with glee] he he
buffy you've been to hell right? they do one bedrooms?
madcow x x
That was xander in the replacement, i think...
"well, if at first you don't suceed, i'll kill him"
That was Spike to Willow in Lover's Walk.
Come on you have fun. Admit it - living the scooby life.
One day it's heaven one day it's hell
And it's no fairytale take it from me
That's the way it's supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl
God knows even angels fall
No such thing as you lost it all
God knows even angels fall
--Linda Davis
Tara to Willow, I think, in Superstar.
It's just, you've been Mr. Project all summer. You know? Labeling the amulets and indexing your diaries. I draw the line at making giant rubber band balls. That's when you'll just have to get a life.
Willow to Giles in Buffy vs. Dracula.
"I heard you weren't evil anymore, which kind of makes the hair silly."
Cordelia to Spike in You'er Welcome
Hey big guy. Need another car.Afraid this last one ended up in the drink.
Spike To Angel in A Hole In The World (?) AtS Season 5]
"It's like living with the world's oldest teenager - he can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty-eight, could he?"
It's Cordelia, in one of those Angel episodes in early season 2 when he's sleeping all the time and having the sexy Darla dreams.
What are you gonna do with him anyway?
I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
spikes_wish mine was from Smile Time....but it was Spike talking to Angel....
And because Someone forgot to put up a new line here a new one even thought it's not my turn.... 
"Excuse me. ‘scuse me. I’m sorry. But has anybody seen my car? It’s big , and it’s shiny."
Ooh! I know this one! Angel in "City Of", the first AtS episode.
Do you have a musket?
Oooh, that was Buffy in Halloween!!! I love that episode!!!
Next line is:
Xander decided that he blames the wall.
Anya to Willow in "The Body"
Next:
"I prefer his older, funnier symphonies myself."
Spike to Marcus who is torturing Angel when Spike wants his ring back. "In the Dark"
And you, being dead petty about it - me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and - you ungrateful bitch!
Spike to department store dummy in "Blood ties"
And, before I post the next one, further up the thread, a line from "Crush" was misidentified. "Did you forget about me, again? The actual girlfriend?" is Harmony to Spike. Sorry that just bugged me...
Next:
"She had a close, personal relationship with God."
Willow said it in Fear Itself. My quote, "That's rigth ,big boy....Come and get it."
Willow in "Anne"
"Well, if it's any consolation it really does look like you were tortured by a much larger woman."
Cordelia, when Wesley gets tortured by Faith.
Shouldn't we stab him through the chest? Isn't that what we do when these things happen?
That was Anya, at some point in season seven after Spike was killing people under the First's influence....
Here's the next one:
Well, thank God you're here. I was planning to panic.
Giles to Wes in Bad Girls.
Here's mine: I don't care if it is an orgy of death. There's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow in Superstar
"Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the *dead*!"
is that Giles? *fingers crossed lol*
ere's mine
i told the truth all the time when i was evil
madcowxx
That was Anya in Lies My Parents Told Me. Now an easy one:
That's among friends. With bitter enemies we don't give them my lamp.
One day it's heaven one day it's hell
And it's no fairytale take it from me
That's the way it's supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl
God knows even angels fall
No such thing as you lost it all
God knows even angels fall
--Linda Davis
That was Xander to Anya in season four not sure which episode though....
next line is...
Not to be some glorified garbage collector.
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It's not garbage. It's a body. And there's a bloody gang war coming
our way if we don't get it back.
Spike and Gunn in The Girl In Question, yay my go again 
"Do you think you could at least stick to annoying me on your own behalf?"
That's Buffy to Xander in Dead Man's Party.....
And here's one I just saw that totally cracked me up.....
Come here, tiny man! You are small and toy like!
Oh, that has to be Olaf the troll!
How did you survive this long being so retarded?
Angelus in Cavalry S4 AtS
"So she's like a TV star."
"No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though."
Gunn and Wesley, I believe they were talking about Illyria...
Here's the next one.
I've got it; you never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you -- go away!
Dawn to Buffy in "Lessons"
Next:
"On second thought, do what you like."
Spike to Olaf the Troll in 'Triangle'.
(...) if I want your opinion I'll... I'll never want your opinion.
~ Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish
that was Giles to Spike.....
next line...
"And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer...that's actually pretty good advice."
Xander, in Crush, I believe.
Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain.
Gunn, "Inside Out".
pretty easy one but i love this quote!!
"Yeah, we're building a race of frog people. It's a good time."
lol...xander to tara's brother (donny?) in "Family"
New line:
I am powerful and beautiful and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!
Harmony in S4, in "Pangs" (i think!)
something a bit harder- or i think so anyway!!
"There's Scoobyage afoot"
Willow, in Family. Sorry to disapoint, spikes_wish!
"i do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of class."
Tara, when Willow meets her outside of class...
OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.
I think it was Xander is 'Triangle'.
Okay, this one always makes me laugh:
"Would you let it go? You're like a do with a bone."
"So what?"
"It's my bone! Just drop it."
Okay...the guest who answered the last one, about "insane troll logic", was incorrect....I'm going to go ahead and leave an answer for the quote they posted...that's Spike and Anya somewhere in Season 7
... and my quote about insane troll logic is still the quote to be answered....
OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.
I may be wrong, but I think this line was said by Buffy. Next line allways makes me laugh. "You are so cool. You're like Burt Reyonlds."
Andrew! And I'm not positive, but is it to Spike in season 7 at some point?
My contribution:
"How? What? How?"
"Three excellent questions."
You are incorrect. But I know yours. Xander and Giles in Something Blue. Next line."And then I'm goimg to marry Bob Dole and rais penguins in Guam."
That was Buffy to Giles in 'Life Serial'.
Okay, next one:
"Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish, yet affordable boots but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies."
Buffy in "Once More with Feeling" after "I've Got a Theory."
"Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore."
I could be incorrect, but I think Spike or Giles said that line. New lines. "You ready?" " Let's rock'n'roll." "Let's rock'n'roll'? You actually talk like that?"
Um... Buffy, Xander, Spike in Doomed.
"Personally, I'd rather look at guts."
Anya talking about the Buffy-bot in 'Intervention'.
"Like any of that's enough to fight the dark master... bator."
Xander in Buufy v. Dracula BtVS S5
"I figured you two losers would be getting into some kind of trouble."
"I think we had the upper hand. In a subtle way."
Buffy to Willow and Xander, S2 'When She Was Bad'.
"Kill us both, Spock!"
p.s. My last one was Giles, S3 'Enemies.'
The Xanders in The Replacement BtVS Season 5
"I'm expecting a big karmic reward any second now."
Anya, from I Was Made to Love You.
"It's all right to speak freely in front of her. She's a vampire."
"Don't we kill them anymore?"
Angel in Disharmony
"Give it up for a American chipmanship."
~ James Marsters
Xander in The Yoko Factor
Easy one now!
"He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'"
Buffy to Willow in The Dark Age
Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan.
~ James Marsters
"...and now i'm having a wiggins" Xander in Innocence.
my go
"So, a burrito."
"This is a burrito."
"Damn straight."
Xander to Oz in Gingerbread. I love that quote!]
"Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty."
Xander to Willow in Phases?
At a spanking new Hellmouth High. Please. Outside of drugs and violence and the unwanted pregnancy, and, uh, unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?
Xander to Buffy in "Lessons"
Next:
"You don't want to miss a look at her weapons' chest."
Spike to Wood in...some episode in Season 7
lol
Next:
I'm still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred! In... oh, shoot. The one with Gwen. Ground State. I love Gwen. She shoulda come back more.
"Hey, here's a funny sidebar. I'm tied to a chair - again!"
Lorne in Spin the Bottle
"Ok... remember how we talked about private conversations and how they're less private when they're in front of my friends."
"Oh, we're not your friends. Go on."
~ James Marsters
Xander to Anya with an aside to both of them by Spike in "Hush."
Next: "I like my evil like I like my men-evil."
"...You know, straight up, black hat, tie you to the train tracks, soon my Electo-Ray will destroy Metropolis, bad. Not all mixed up with the guilt and destruction of an indigenous culture."
Buffy said it, in Pangs.
"For justice... and for .. .the safety of puppies - a-and Christmas, right?
random guess..xander lol
i just wanna put another quote up thats all lol
k-'all i'm saying is that souless spike would have had me upside down n halfway to happyland by now'
i love that quote he he
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The qoute before i think is Doyle's ex-wife (Harry's) fiancee(Richard) in The Bachelor Party.. Your one is Anya 
"Wait, I have a condition. Whoop! Goh-boy! Dirty bitch!
Tourette’s. You’ve heard of it, right?"
"Yeah, causes uncontrollable impulses. Like yanking out
throats."
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The first was a demon (I don't remember if he had a name) and the second is Angelus.
You do know this is a crime scene, don't you? But then... you're a criminal, so that pretty much works out.
~ James Marsters
Snyder in Becoming Part II. I LOVE that epizode.
Okay, an easy one: It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
Spike in Pangs.
One of the more underrated eps, IMO.
Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who.
That was Spike to Adam in Primeval.
"Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs."
~ James Marsters
Willow in Teacher's Pet.
"I’ve got pilgrims pitching pup tents in the parking lot. Try saying that three times fast and you’ll get a sense of the day I’m having."
Lorne in AS4, I think it's said in 'The Magic Bullet'
"My head feels big. Is it big?"
"No, it's head-size."
Willow and Oz? In Becoming Part II
''I wasn't the one livin' in alleys, rubbin' rat filth all over my face. If we're talkin' projects, you're the Sistine Chapel.''
Spike on Angel during The Girl In Question.
"Man. Atonement's a bitch"
Angel in Disharmony
"Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy."
~ James Marsters
I think that was Oz, but I can't remember the episode.
"Huh? What? Huh?"
"Three excellent questions."
hehe, I posted this earlier!
Xander and Giles in Something Blue
"Gee ____, what are you going to teach when you fail at life? Advanced Loser-Being?"
That was Cordy to Xander, some point in season 2 I believe
or maybe 3....
Next line: I'm-I'm... pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!
Willow in 'Lover's Walk'.
"I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much."
that's a Spike line, right? can't remember where though....
New line: Hey -- three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
I know this one might be easier than usual, but it's from a scene I just watched, which happens to be one of my all time favorite scenes from the show, ever 
aww that's a Willow line bless em
k let me think.....[it takes a while lol]
its's a pretty simple one....but it's specifically for that eppy k?
"Lie to me."
Sarah aka Madcow x x
That would be Buffy in the episode named quite aptly, "Lie To Me"
Next Line: I know you feel betrayed.
Well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
that's Giles and Buffy in that order in the episode with the Cruciamentum amd here's mine...
Luminous... oh, no, no, no. Irradiant's better.
~Ghost Writer
sorry ghost writer its Jenny then Giles in Passion. And yours is William.
“And if it turns out that we’re back on the liquid lunch, better safe than cocktails!â€Â
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Cordelia in Somnambulist. 
Spike! in, um... that episode. With Illyria! Yeah!
"Well, maybe it was embarrassing. Like... Hester, or Peanut."
That was lorne in sacrafice, i think!
here's mine:
"Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!"
"Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit."
"what?"
"I mean, honestly, what kind of reetard wears heels like that in a dark alley? take two steps, break your bloody ankle"
"I was just trying to get home"
"Well, get as cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow"
Girl that Spike saved, and Spike. Episode "Soul Purpose", I believe.
CM
yes, but....new line???? new line? anyone? i want to guess!!!!!
lol
Okay, here's the next one...
This may be too easy, but I just love it, it's so understatedly funny 
I wanted to ask you something...is Jordy a werewolf?...Uh-huh...and how long has that been going on?
That's Oz talking to his aunt and finding out that he's now a werewolf himself.
See, the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down. Few more disappointments, she'll be cryin' on my shoulder, mark my words.
Spike to the far-too-english watcher lady, in Season 5- i forget the eppy name.
"It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none
of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean
till judgment day, you are living with those stains."
lol cordelia
k my quote....[thinking...].....
'and hey if we fail there'll be an apocalypse'
'really? your not just saying that?'
Sarah aka Madcow x x
Willow to Spike after he tries to kill himself in Xander's basement. I think it was the shorts that sent him over the edge.
If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who?
Buffybot in Bargaining
loved that...and here's one of my favorites, again possibly obvious...
but i just can't help it i love this bit...to me, this is classic 
1st Person: So, how does this work?
2nd Person: There's no real simple answer to that. I won't lie to you, and tell you it'll be easy, cause it won't be. Just because you decided to change, doesn't mean the world's ready for you to. The truth is, no matter how much you suffer, no matter how many good deeds you do to try and make up for the past, you may never balance out the cosmic scale. The only thing I can promise you, is that you'll probably be haunted, and maybe for the rest of your life.
1st Person: [Touches the microwave] So...how does this work?
LOLOLOL!
yeah, that's gotta be one of my all time favorite bits of dialogue, love it
it's all emotional and poignant at first, and then utterly hilarious
lol
Faith and Angel -I LOVE those lines also.
"We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up."
"Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are gonna strain..."
Willow and Xander in "When she was bad"
You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next - ever?
~ James Marsters
Hope anyone can join in!
Hee, I don't know how but I know that one. It's Cordy to Angel, in that ep where they go to the ballet, 'Waiting in the Wing' was it called? Something like that.
Sort of simple, but maybe not if you have to get the ep to:
"I've got knitting needles he can borrow."
That's Spike to Buffy after she gets mad that Riley and Spike are killing all her vampires in Goodbye Iowa
Oh. Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet. And, you know, that's really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all.
Buffy. To Joyce in... might have been School Hard?
"...Hopefully it involves treacle and a headmaster."
"Go eat."
that's anya n giles in the eppy when giles becomes a demon
urm....oh got it!
'i love syphillis more than you'
Sarah aka Madcow
"Come with a nice leather collar does it?" Hehe that's Buffy to Spike in the season 6 halloween episode. 'All the way' is it?
Oh and the knitting needles ep was actually OOMM but the scene was right. 
Gonna use two people:
"Have you completely lost your mind?"
"Well, yes. Where've you been all night?"
that was buffy n then then spike responding lol
k "i'm drowning in footwear!" [btw can't remember if i already put this up lol]
Sarah aka Madcow
Spike in "Chosen"
Next: "Hey! You aren't supposed to do that!"
Okay, I really want this game back....so I searched and searched even though that last line was simple enough to be realllllly hard
lol
It was Spike to Buffy in "Superstar"...a really funny scene, actually....and here's the next one, perhaps too easy, but I wanna get the game going again!! 
First Person: So what are our options?
Second Person: Well, I figure either... I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell and he kills us.
First Person: Give me a third option.
Willow to Xander in Lover's Walk after Spike locked them in the burnt out factory.
here's the next.
It seems to contain properties not unlike street PCP, though more metaphysical in nature of course. I did identify Eye of Newt as one of the ingredients, but one suspects added chiefly for taste, rather than kick.
That's Wes, don't remember the episode of 'Angel' though 
The next one is: "No. No. No. No. The begging - that comes later."
umm angel to bone? boone?
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." 
actually, the last one was angel to lilah, when he was waiting for her in the back of her car... *shiver* that scene always creeped me out (in a good way, though, i like scary!angel) ... but you only have to get who said it, so it counts 
the next one was spike to angelus when first seeing acathla....next line is... :
Person One: I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Person Two: Oh my God, did it sing?
Dawn and Anya in Once More With Feeling. Next line is... Frist person: " There was a cat. A cat here and then there was another cat. And they fougth, the cats, and then they left." Second person: "Oh I thougth you were just slaying a vampier." First person: "What? Whatting a what ?"This is zombiegirl
that's buffy and ford in "Lie to Me"
Next line: "She practically had 'Genuine Molded Plastic' stamped on her a**"
Tara, about the April-bot.
“All right, one of us has been drinking, and I'm sad to say it isn't me.â€Â
That was Doyle in "Hero"....
next line: I think not speaking would be a really good look for you.

Last one was Lorne, to Lilah(?). Not sure when.
"That was painful. I'm still reeling."
"Yeah, I feel you pain, what with him trying to kill me and all"
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Here's one of my favorites:
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame.
I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know that I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again. Do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways...
Every night I save you.
Well, gravy. I'll menace; you talk.
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Spike to the german dude in Why We Fight.
"It's officially nippy. So say my nips."
Hilarious, especially when you can watch the scene and the signals of the characters--
"I can just see myself lying on a table—no clothes, no will—while they probed and explored and did whatever they wanted to my naked, helpless body."
"What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay."
"Did you just call me a tit?"
Gawd, I love that season...
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"My parent's were great. Tasted like chicken"
AtS 1, Angel to... Allen? Alec? The one where all the cops and Angel go all sensitive and touchy-feely.
"Ice is cool! It's water, but it's not."
i know everyone's gonna get this one as soon as they read it, but it is my absolute most favorite line in the whole series.
"it's a big rock. can't wait to tell all my friends. bet they don't have a rock this big."
Next:
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
Also, it's Oz who says the ice line when Buffy is talking about the ice capades in S 3.
"Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to—"
A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too.
We're to provide you anything you need to help assface here. Those were his exact words
Easy one next:
"To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, 'Duh.'"
Isn't that Willow in "Gingerbread"?
The last one is Spike in "In the Dark."
"I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley?"
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And Spike in Angel Season 5. I love that scene.
"Whatever. Can I go?"
next: "Actually, I don't fancy a single one of you at all, and ____ tried to kill me more than once. But..." (beat) "Actually all that sounds pretty convincing." (Walks away from group) "I wonder if Asian House is open?"
"And no matter what I`ll love you, even if you`re covered with slime".... Tehehehehehe....
Edit; typo.
How did you survive this long being so retarded?
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"Cordelia?!.... Did I sound jealous just now?, cos I`m not..."
You're still number one with a guilt trip, Mom.
next:
"Yes, but I'll always be stupid..." (beat) "Let's not all rush to disagree!"
"I'm just sayin'. If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last."
FetchingMadScientist
"I'm just sayin'. If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last."
I always thought (blank) was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.
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"I'm not lookin' to hug and cry and learn and grow."
"Our lives are different than other people's,"
"Yes, a very short, annoying man".
"Oh, I sorta test well. Which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
Next: "Oh, puppy got out..."
"Oh yeah, touching it was my first impulse. Luckily I've moved on to my second, which involves dry-heaving and running like hell."
"No, I mean here. Will you just hold me?".
"I realize that there's been some ball-dropping..."
"Of course, if you want to snuggle up and comfort me... "
...I want you - to undress me. It's just another costume. I want you to see who I really am. You're the only one who can.
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Angel, waiting in the wings.
"Where did you learn that word?, ________".

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I don't know about that other quote from BecomingChosenGirl13, so I'll leave it open. :o)
I didn`t think about the ghost, so maybe I`m wrong

"And on the day the words "flimsy excuse" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched."
Well, if not-OK! If yes-
Are you saying, we should start annoying other people?!
Person 1: That's not even... That is so mean!
Person 2: Blackmail is such an ugly word.
Person 1: I didn't say blackmail.
Person 2: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up.
"No. No no no no you're lying she's fine she's fine and you're lying oh no no please no you're lying she's fine, she's fine…"
I'll go with: "Button, Button, who's got the button?"
The other line is from Spike in the season seven one where Willow comes back and she and the other Scoobies can't see each other and Buffy sticks her thumbs in the Gnarl's eyes.
Well, his body could fall out of a closet somewhere. So we should check some closets to see if he's in a closet?
"There are safer prisons. I can't let you stay because of me."
"I don't really know what to say. Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind"
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"We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, (jumps back) but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching."
Ladies and gentlemen... there is no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won’t do any good.
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Next: "Angel...he was the most vicious creature I ever met!"
Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
."His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe" <------ Okay, way too easy, but I`m tired right now
."All's well that ends with cute ER doctors, I always say."
"Anchovies, anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes."
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Next: "Now the whole world can see the place where my pants meet my shirt!"
"You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine."
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"Will this do a thing to change her?".
"You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end
up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says,
'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through
this. "
"I didn't get this job because of my looks"
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Person 1: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 1: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says.
Person 2: OK.
Person 1: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying.
Okay, you get Fangs, I'll get Horny. I mean.....
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I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois.
I prefer to think that was a bad dream, but Giles singing Behind Blue Eyes is the only reason I ever re-watch that one.
Buffy to Xander in The Freshmen
Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun
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That's because you're a part of something larger. Like being swallowed. By something larger.
I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail.
"someone waaaasn't wooorthy."
Your logic does *not* resemble our Earth logic.
"That's all schools are, you know. Just factories spewing out mindless little automatons."
Okay, then I promise, from now on I'll let you get pummeled.
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
My turn:
So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
It'll be just like it was when I was a kid. Only without me building a fort out of my mashed potatoes.






























































































